Because even fun needs a few ground rules.
1. Introduction
By using this website, downloading digital books, or giggling uncontrollably at our characters, you agree to the following terms. These are mostly standard — with just a little silliness.
2. Digital Products
All of our books and downloads are delivered digitally. No physical books will arrive by owl, stork, or confused delivery wolf.
3. Usage
Our books are for personal use only. Please don’t redistribute, resell, or use them to wallpaper your bathroom. If you want to use them in a classroom, camp, or kids’ event — just ask us first. We’re pretty friendly.
4. Refunds
Because our books are digital, all sales are final. If you have a problem with a download, let us know and we’ll fix it faster than Rusty can chase a sausage.
5. Payments
All payments are processed securely through trusted third parties. We never see your full credit card info, and we certainly don’t share your details with anyone — not even Wuby (she can’t be trusted).
6. Modifications
We might update these terms from time to time. If we do, we promise not to hide sneaky surprises. We’ll keep things clear and chaos-free (well, mostly).
Questions?
You can always Say Hello if you have questions about these terms, or if you just want to chat about wolves, pigs, or book-shaped snacks.