Because even silly websites have to take privacy seriously (but not too seriously).
Who We Are
Our website address is: https://certifiedsilly.com.
We’re the home of chaos-causing wolves, muddy pigs, magical coloring books, and an unusually grumpy narrator.
We love your data — but only in a respectful, “we won’t sell it to evil stepmothers” kind of way.
Comments
When visitors leave comments on the site, we collect what you type, plus your IP address and browser type (so we know you’re not secretly a robot or a villain in disguise).
If you’re using a Gravatar (those profile pics that pop up next to comments), their privacy policy is here: https://automattic.com/privacy.
After approval, your comment may appear publicly, along with your Gravatar pic, unless it’s wildly inappropriate — or contains too many bean jokes.
Media
If you upload images to the website (rare, but still), please avoid including GPS or location data unless you want Wuby showing up at your house with a bag of chips and a muddy boot.
Cookies
Cookies are tiny data crumbs that help websites remember who you are. Ours do useful things like:
- Remember your name so you don’t have to type it twice
- Let you stay logged in if you’re part of our site
- Keep track of your cart so you don’t lose your place in line (nobody wants that)
We do not use cookies to track your life, spy on your fridge, or figure out what color you’ll use next in our coloring pages.
Embedded Content from Other Sites
Sometimes we embed videos, images, or other content from places like YouTube, Vimeo, or other not-as-silly websites.
These sites might collect data about you, use cookies, or track you — basically behaving like you’re visiting their site directly. Sadly, we can’t control what they do (not even Wuby can).
Who We Share Your Data With
Mostly: no one.
If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email. But we’re not in the business of sharing your data — especially not with trolls, hackers, or cranky wizards.
How Long We Retain Your Data
If you leave a comment, we keep it (and its related info) indefinitely — mostly so we don’t ask you to retype everything if you comment again.
If you register on the site (rare, but possible), your personal info is stored in your user profile. You can edit or delete it anytime (except your username — that’s glued in place). Admins can see it too, but only so they can help fix things if needed.
What Rights You Have Over Your Data
If you’ve left comments, placed an order, or registered an account, you can request an exported file of all your personal data. You can also ask us to erase it, unless we need to keep it for legal, magical, or security reasons.
No, you can’t ask us to erase Wuby from the books. We’ve tried. She keeps coming back.
Where Your Data Is Sent
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service — because bots and trolls aren’t as funny as they think they are.
Still Got Questions?
You can Say Hello and ask anything. We promise to respond like humans — unless Wuby gets to the keyboard first.